The only permanent thing is CHANGE.
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(via soyabeans)
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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
(via awkwardgracehands)
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How I would narrate the Olympics
- me: he's doing some athletic shit
- me: and omg look at that butt
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(via ohthereyouare-perry)
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(via leavingishuman)
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Lmao
(via theecamfell)
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Days when you feel like shit and you’re just like
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i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
(via imnotkarina)
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i watched this for 5 minutes straight before i reblogged it.
OMG THIS LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN.
(via kayaysee)
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I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
OMG I’M SO DONE
The dog’s just like…… dafuq?
(via that-someone-is-special)
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you know what’s not fair
normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two
but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA
why is that
(via that-someone-is-special)
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has anyone tried typing with their boner
how else would one type
(via har-dee-har-har)
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(via colourfanatic34)
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